Pathan: "I Am Going" Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai! Santa: Main Ja Raha Hu! Pathan: Aise To Tera Baap Bhi Nahin Ja Sakta Pahle Matlab To Bata!
Pappu Apni Mammi Se Maar Kha Kar Ghar Ke Bahar Baitha Hua Tha! Santa: Beta Kya Hua? Pappu: Aapki Patni Ke Sath Ab Meri Nahin Nibhegi!
Santa: Yah Ladki Kaun Hai? Pappu: Papa Yah Meri Garlfrend Hai! Agale Din... Santa: Ab Yah Ladki Kaun Hai? Pappu: Rishta Vahi Item Nai!
Pappu Ko Pariksha Men 0 Nambar Mile To Santa Ne Dant Kar Pucha "Yah Kya Hai?" Pappu: Madam Ji Ke Paas 'Star' Khatam Ho Gae The To Unhonne Ab 'Planet' Dena Shuru Kar Diya Hai!
Santa: Beta Kabhi Sharab Mat Pina Varna Vo Jo Do Log Ja Rahe Hain Vo Tumhe Char Najar Aayenge Pappu: Lekin Papa Wo To Ek Aadmi Hai
Santa (Pappu Se Bola): Pappu Ek Achchha Shisha Leker Aao Jisamen Mera Chehra Dikhai De Pappu: Papa! Abhibhi Main Sab Dukanon Par Dekhkar Aaya Sabmen Mera Chehra Hi Dikh Raha Tha